HAYDN ELLIS
Co-Founder of Brutal Training

Being episode 22. It seems only obvious to ask what is two ducks (22) and why do you have such a fascination with it.
I’m not fascinated by “two ducks”; it just happens to be the most important number ever recorded in human history. During the comedy TV show “Fast Forward”, they used to run a segment which was a parody of Tattslotto (a lottery gaming segment). What they used to do was call out the numbers like they do on Tattslotto. So for the first segment when they pulled out the first number it was; “number 8…shut the gate, 16…shut the gate, 12…shut the gate” and so on. One of the other segments which was brilliant and blew my doors off was; “number 2… a duck” and you guessed it; “22… two ducks!”” That’s how the greatest number began. I used to go to Royal Melbourne Golf Course a lot and you’d be driving along and ducks would walk across in front of the car, but you couldn’t run them over because they were heritage listed, so you’d stop. So ducks became a bit of an obsession.

Then one night I decided to go out and follow “two ducks” everywhere. If a car had twenty-two on its number plate I would follow it. If a house was number twenty-two, I’d stop at it and get my guidance from there. So anyway I ended up at a gay bar at number twenty-two Greville Street . Don’t go there.

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